We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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