...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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