and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...