Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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