that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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