I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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