How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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