You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
