Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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