i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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