The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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