so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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