she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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