She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My feet surprised me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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