just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.