another moral hangover. fuck.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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