I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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