I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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