yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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