i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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