She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
