billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
