I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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