i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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