So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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