We won't sleep together?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You're earring is so big in my mouth
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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