Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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