Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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