i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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