you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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