I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
