Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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