Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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