Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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