i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
