Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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