I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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