That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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