did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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