He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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