I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
