i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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