i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The power of my boobs compel you
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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