i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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