we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
look no pants
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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