doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She is in my trunk
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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