Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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