you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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