Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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