I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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