Just took my morning after pill in the library
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just found puke in my bra..
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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