There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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