it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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