we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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